Who’s up for some funny running sayings? We work too hard out there; it’s time to break it up with a giggle now and then. Each of these bite sized quotes is like a word snack! Speaking of snacks, let’s kick this thing off with mad props to bacon and coffee.
Oh, and cupcakes.
There is no bacon sandwich like a just-got-back-from-a-run bacon sandwich.
I run because I really like cupcakes.
A good run is like a cup of coffee: I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you forgot Body Glide and it’s time to take a shower.
Let’s hope you can run as fast as your mouth.
If you still look cute at the end of your hard run, you didn’t run hard enough.
Because ROCK HARD QUADS is the new pretty.
and, speaking of pretty. . .
If I get a pedicure but I’m missing one toenail, do I get a discount?